Case File #: 0023
The Crime: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
The Perp: Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
Classification: (defies classification)
The Weapons: manky dreadfuls, katana swords, Brown Bess muskets, daggers, outdated social exigencies
The Victims: Jane Austen
The Accessories: hoards of British undead, aka “manky dreadfuls,” aka “unmentionables,” aka “the stricken”
Violations:
Mr. Darcy is rendered not unlovable but awkward by his [...]
Case File #: 00016
The Perp: Sands, Lynsay
The Crime: Single White Vampire (Argeneau Book 3)
Classification: Vampire Romance
The Weapons: Introverted SWV meets extroverted SWF. Plus, there’s a convention.
The Victims:
Lucern Argenaeu: 600-year-old Mr. Isolation lives in Toronto and spends his evenings playing video games and writing vampire romance novels.
Kate C. Leever: Ms. Leever is Lucern’s new editor and [...]
Case File #: 00014
The Perp: Lavey, Inara
The Crime: Succubusted
Classification: Short Story Paranormal Erotica
The Weapons: Succubus (a female being that feeds off the life force of others during sex).
The Victims:
Lil: the narrator who’s part Succubus thanks to her grandmother. She can’t have a long-term relationship since her feeding on her boyfriend’s life force starts to drain [...]
Case File #: 00012
The Perp: Sands, Lynsay
The Crime: The Rogue Hunter
Classification: Vampire Romance
The Weapons: Uh…hot alpha male vampires!
The Victims:
Samantha ‘Sam’ Willan: the career driven lawyer who’s on vacation with her sisters. She’s just out of a pretty bad break up and gets it in her head (thanks to her sisters) that a fling with [...]